"Never flush your toilets after laying a massive terd in the bowl. Just imagine you being flushed away through long pipes and being throws into a sewer"
Because poop has a very great element of its kind and poop may even have its very sexy features such as being soo long, hard, and fat its just like another penis
POOP, hi my name is Mike Hunt and I'm 169 years old and I reeeeeeeaaaaally love poop, I LOVE to eat poop, I love to smell poop and I even love to watch poop evaporate and disintegrate in my very own toilet bowl. I wish I can describe my feeling for poop but I can t but my feeling into words.